On a positive note though

Even though Portland is a very small town, there are so many good things about it.   No traffic.  Everyone knows everyone and the most important thing is that I DONT HAVE TO DRIVE ON THE INTERSTATE.
With the internet you can live a normal life in the sticks.
 I manage to have the coolest cell phone EVER

If your lucky, you can also have a Vera Bradley Cupcake bag delivered right to your front porch.

The other good news is that you can blog your heart out and find all kind of un-hick like recipes.  Like the wonderful breakfast I just made.


Super Easy Fancy Pantsy Breakfast Pizza

Here it is before it went into the oven

The eggs slid a little in cooking

See you can live a wonderful life in a small town. 

**And have a high class elevator...LOL