Friday, November 25, 2011

The fate of Tom

Yes I know, everyone wants to know what happened to ole Tom.  Well wonderful boss #2 my Grecshner cooked Tom on his magic Traeger grill.

I don't really like Turkey, but this was the best turkey I have ever eaten.  If you want to buy a million dollar Traeger machine....Please follow the below link

Million Dollar Traeger

Stephen was the first to pile it on.

Jonathan grubbing down


Unsure about the crooked candles.  Don't judge me.

Here are he boys watching Adam Sandlers Thanksgiving song.....First time for everything

Crooked picture...Crooked Candle


Trees up...sort of.   We will see if Frasier eats the magnolias off..if not Ill add more :)

Turkey Gate 2011

The story unfolds Tuesday before the big day.  I get a call from my husbands amazing boss.  I was having a HORRIBLE day.  Full on tears and all.  So to add to my fury, J proceeds to tell me that for Thanksgiving he delivers live turkeys to all his employees...and he is in route to deliver my turkey....................................................................................................................I was getting a little nervous but once again got smacked down with work and forgot all about it until I received this email.  I am only going to give you the title and the first line. 

Cleaning a Wild Turkey: Skin 'em or Pluck 'emDo not read on if you're at all sensitive to the wellbeing of dead turkeys. 


It is about noon at this time and I pretty much am sure that he is joking.  Then other phone calls keep coming in and in the midst of my tears nervous breakdown, my mother in law calls me to tell me that there is a live turkey on my porch in a wire cage................................................I am in full panic mode.  J said to just let it graze in the yard...........................I am not an ungrateful person, I was figuring out in my head to keep it for a pet, or to have someone else clean it.  I could no imagine killing an animal. ESPECIALLY when this lives at my house.



So I asked the kids, and they told me that the bird who we have now named TOM is living in Zazu's room and Zazu is talking to him.  Bad enough Zazu was abused and nekid...but now getting attached to Tom.  All this is going on and Im trapped at work. 

So I haul it home and run in the house.  I was told Tom was put in this box.  So I go to open it and It was actually Kevin's shirts for work.  I found a nice zip up hoodie in there that I stole right away :)
Then I see the turkey.  It was dead.  At least no neck snapping had to occur.   J did come all he way to our house to deliver a turkey.  But it was not a live one thank the lord.  I was blessed to survive the day...and it definitely put a smile on my face.

I survived Turkey Gate 2011
Cried out eyes....Turkey...and my new favorite sweatshirt.  :)

Saturday, November 12, 2011

A little about me

I'm a little bored..
LAST PERSON.
1. You hung out with? Rachel
2. You texted? Natasha
3. You were in a car with? Rachel
4. Went to the movies with? My family :) We saw Courageous
5. Person you went to shop with? Rachel at Walgreens
6. You talked on the phone? My Best friend and best mother ever
8. You hugged? My Stepson Jonathan Hugged me for letting him use my creamer

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...
1. Sun or moon? Moon
2. Winter or Fall? Fall
3. Left or Right? Right
4. Sunny or rainy? I love the rain and storms
5. Where do you live? Portland Tennessee
6. Club or pub? Home.  I dont like either
7. Are there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on? My Mother and Im learning to trust others
8. Do you want to get married? I am already Married
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Cut
10. What time is it? 11-12-11  10:44AM
11. Are you afraid of commitment? Not at all
12. What is your greatest hope/wish?  Right now is for everyone to have a great stress free Christmas
13. When's the last time you cooked? I cooked eggs/Turkey Bacon/Biscuits/Coffee/hashbrowns
14. Current mood? Sleepy

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...
1. Kissed someone? Yes my husband and my dog
2. Sang? Yes--In the car to Lady Gaga
3. Listened to music? Yes
4. Danced Crazy? No
5. Cried? Yes at the doctors office out of pure frustration
6. Liked someone you can't have? Of course I have.  We are all human.  I am happy and content with my husband now though

25 FIRSTS .....
1.Who was your first prom date?   Josh Hixon....LOL
2. Who was your first roommate? Lisa Jenkins
3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? I dont really remember
4. What was your first job? Big lots
6. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing? I think it was my stepdad Max's memorial
7. Who was your first grade teacher? Mrs. Lee
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? I do not remember.  I know I have been around pilots with my uncle joe etc.  I cant remember the first time I was in a helicopter or plane.
10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time? 7th grade to hang out in the drive way with a neighborhood boy
11. Who was your first best friend? Sarah Chambers through elementary school
12. Who was your first Best Friend in high school? Sarah Graber/Jenny Wooten
13. Where was your first sleepover? I dont remember.  Im too old.
14. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? My mom or Jeff
15. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a Bridesmaid or groomsman? My sister's wedding.  You see Im always the bride...never the bridesmaid.  LOL
16. What's the first thing you did when you got up this morning?  Frasier woke me up to take him out.
17. What was the first concert you went to? Lee Greenwood...HAHAHAH
18. What was the last concert you went to? John Berry Christmas concert
19. First tattoo or piercing? My ears...Stupid Pooh tatoo
20. First celebrity crush? Im weird.  Elvis.  And he was already dead.  And Robert Redford
21. Current celebrity crush?  No one really  Elvis...Robert Redford...HAHA
22. First crush? Too old to remember.
23. Current crush? My wonderful husband Kevin
24. First date? Michael Lawson...First official Date!
25. First time you tied your shoe laces? Don't remember

Five names you go by:
1. Karen
2. Dingus
3. Babe
4.McPherson
5.Auntie KK

Three things you are wearing right now:
1. Cupcake fuzzy PJ pants
2.Lime tank top to match
3.Hair Clip

Three things you want very badly at the moment:
1.A peaceful Christmas where I can get some magic back
2. Nook Color/Blue Jar Candle
3. For people to be nice and not be ugly to each other. 

Two things you did last night:
1.Facebooked
2. Started Laundry

Two things you ate today:
1.Gogurt
2.hashbrowns

Two people you last talked to on the phone:
1. Mom
2. Jeff

Three things you are going to do tomorrow:
1.Rest
2. Watch the Kardashians
3.Get Ready for Monday

Two longest car rides
1.California
2.Drive to the beach

Favorite vacations:
1. Jekyll Island
2.Charleston
3. Chattanooga (Always good to go home)

Favorite beverages:
1. Diet Coke
2.Ice Mocha
3.Diet Roobeer


I promise you, I will never do his again. :)

Playing Catch up

This will just be a hodge podge of catching up.  Busy working mostly.  However, Halloween has come and gone.  We did have a little fun day at work.  A little pot luck and a few of us got in the spirit!
we have Trina, Jessica, Me, Sonya, Cassidy and jacob


Me and our little Trina

Love my sox.

Now the next picture I think is suppose to be top secret.  I think.  However.....if you are going to dress up like cat woman and allow someone to take your picture....You are asking to hit the internet.
So with out any further delays...The sexiest cat woman alive.....My stepdad/only father figure I have  Dad, Ray Goad.  As Cat Woman.
He was in training for quite some time to walk in those boots.   Im afraid to see what he is going to be next year!