???Have YOU been Sara Palined???

Let me start out by saying.  She has become a household name.

My mother.  Bless her heart.  LOVES her some Sarah Palin.  What they have in common but being republican I have NO idea.  Im not sure my Mom has set foot in the woods.  But no matter what we are discussing over the phone. I could be telling her that aliens have desended,...if Sarah Palin comes on TV ...This is what I hear

"Sarah Palins.......soft mumbles.....CLICK...Dial tone........"
I am left in silence.  Wondering if the said aliens have in fact abducted my Mother.
You can be Sarah Palened for anything.  I get Sarah Palened for American Idol, Monday-Wed Vitamins, and of course my other siblings.  

So the next time you are put on hold remember Sarah Palened remember:

"Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much ore strength to now when to let go and then do it."
— Ann Landers